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what?
penguin condom
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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