I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
