I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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