found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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