hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I know her cup size but not her name....
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