I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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