True but thats because hes a fetus.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm at about main and main street
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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