Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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