I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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