my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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