You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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