the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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