Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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