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• (310): View more from California

  Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on

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  I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  jump out the window naked night went bad

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.

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