I wish my penis had an off switch
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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