you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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