Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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