would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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