The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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