there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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