it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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