He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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