we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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