**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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