Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Randomize
