I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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