We're like a lot better than the average bears
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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