I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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