i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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