Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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