I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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