We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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