just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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