holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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