drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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