u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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