Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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