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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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