shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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