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I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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