just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you will always have a special place in my vag
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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