I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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