Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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