Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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