He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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