how can u be prego again
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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