Porn is love you can see.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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