I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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