It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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