new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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