just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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