So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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